a sphinx girl who’s absolute balls at riddles but fucking loves terrible puns
a traveler is blocked by a sphinx suddenly while going along a path. “what do bees brush their hair with?” she asks, and he’s FREAKING OUT, he’s going to get fucking eaten, didn’t the sphinx DIE, oh god what was the riddle, he knows this one oh shit he knows this one what was it, oh fuck, what the fuck
the sphinx narrows her eyes and bares her teeth a little. oh shit, the traveler thinks, oh shit he’s fucking dead.
the sphinx grins like a goddamn doofus and struggles to hold back laughter as she answers “a honeycomb”
"I would never make you enter a room without me" - Evan, who understands everything there is to understand about me
if you plug your headphones into a hole in tree you can hear tree thoughts. stuff like “birds live in my hair” “water is my favorite” “the sun is my boyfriend”
the year is 2088. there is only one tree left. the tree is cut down and used to make a newspaper with the headline No More Trees
just found out I have a 5 page paper due at 7pm/I am out of gas and also soap/I am also almost out of money/I am probably going to fail my practicum/LET’S GO FINALS